This 399-Pound Taylor Swift Pumpkin Is Going Viral For Extremely Obvious Reasons

An Ohio artist named Jeanette Paras has made a 399-pound pumpkin, aptly named "Taylor SwiftKin," inspired by Taylor Swift.

There was even a Travis Kelce tie-in, dubbed the National Pumpkin League, or "NPL".

She ate the gum at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, oh my god.

This is the most terrifying thing they've seen this Halloween season.

still looks more accurate than her wax figures.

An artist for giving us the 399-pound Taylor Swift pumpkin I never knew I needed.